Bad pick up lines 13/?
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
Lookin’ at Sam Winchester’s wiki like
just wanna hold ur hand, and boop ur nose, and tell u how cute i think u are
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
|two people on tumblr in the same room:||go look at this thing i just reblogged|
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
i love my history teacher